| People: | 27,001,908 |
| Zombies: | 532,217,316 |
| Dead: | 2,836,953,915 |
| Survival Rate: | 0.80% |
The Republic of Part-timer Sumire is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 559 million Part-timer Sumireans, 532 million of whom are zombies, are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Part-timer Sumirean economy, worth 405 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,378 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,953 per year while the poor average 31,478, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.
Throwing a sickie is a serious crime, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, and dinosaur cloners are fitted with Ankylosaurus monitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Part-timer Sumire's national animal is the hermit crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Part-timer Sumire is ranked 295,234th in the world and 709th in Aetherius for Nudest, with 21.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Part-timer Sumire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
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Part-timer Sumire, dinosaur cloners are fitted with Ankylosaurus monitors.
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Part-timer Sumire, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
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Part-timer Sumire, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in
Part-timer Sumire, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
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Part-timer Sumire, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
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Part-timer Sumire, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
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Part-timer Sumire, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
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Part-timer Sumire, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
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Part-timer Sumire, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.




























